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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1671
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

#20572997
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46831) - you deserved it (5552)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today mah creepy co-worker walked up and said "You know I was having sex with this grl last night and I almost said yur name." FML

#20570966
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44580) - you deserved it (3121)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hilst texting mah boyfriend on the train , I noticd the woman sitting next to me staring intently at mah phone . After letting mah boyfriend know , he sent a message saying , "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gaspd and screamd that I'm a "twistd dog-humping bitch." FML

#20560035
112 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, during a sex d lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy an abortion from the school nurse!! Throughout the session she kept repeating, ( Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this!! ) The nurse happens to know that mah dad's a gynaecologist!! That's not wat everyone else in the year thinks!! fat FML

#20559804
64 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Soph (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a ( Will you marry me? ) cake out looool with candle and sparklers!! I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ( Yes! ) and jumping into my boyfriend's arms!! They hadn't!! FML

#20559787
69 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML

#20556322
145 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, mah grlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

#20553692
111 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Yesterday, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrivd I textd her an she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

#20552465
113 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)

I went out to Applebees with looool a grl I like an a group of friends. Someone asked if the grl an I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying fir the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

yesterday ma usband woke up, rolled over, an said, "Good morning, beautiful." He asn't called me tat in monts, but as I was about to reply, I realized e was talking to is pet turtle, not me. FML

#20549421
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (3093)

On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nacos an ceese off te batroom floor!! Se wasn't wearing any pants!! FML

#20548521
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34203) - you deserved it (2888)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was dancing wit an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me wen e leaned over and said... "If I was straigt... I would make you my queen." FML

#20548252
67 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG AT THE PARK, I SPOTTED MY CRUSH AND SAID ( HI! ) BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHERE I WAS GOING, I TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. MY DOG STARTED HUMPING ME. FML

#20544356
77 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)



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