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About Nanall : For all the pervs: Don't hit on me. I'm not or will I ever be interested in you. I'm here to laugh. Not to roll my eyes at your pathetic attempt to make me like you.
For all those who were just curious, read on.
Life is like a chess game, you need to plan your next five moves.
Candy, sex, games, food, and sleep = perfect day.
I refuse to believe everything I've been told.
If you have enough time to argue online and correct someone's grammar, I believe that's not having a life, friends, and people who generally care about you. I feel sad for you.
I absolutely love hot dogs and junk food.
Make me laugh and you'll win me over.
Don't message me unless you got something worth saying.
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Friday 19 September 2014