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Nanall
  • Town/Country : Nirvana, Hogwarts
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1101
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Nanall : For all the pervs: Don't hit on me. I'm not or will I ever be interested in you. I'm here to laugh. Not to roll my eyes at your pathetic attempt to make me like you.
Thank you.
For all those who were just curious, read on.
Life is like a chess game, you need to plan your next five moves.
Candy, sex, games, food, and sleep = perfect day.
I refuse to believe everything I've been told.
If you have enough time to argue online and correct someone's grammar, I believe that's not having a life, friends, and people who generally care about you. I feel sad for you.
I absolutely love hot dogs and junk food.
Make me laugh and you'll win me over.
Don't message me unless you got something worth saying.

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Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (2908)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (3343)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30756) - you deserved it (3861)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

#14409585
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (3089)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6515) - you deserved it (29527)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13790) - you deserved it (44826)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90631) - you deserved it (19049)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34478) - you deserved it (113949)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
419 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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