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NamelessNeko's favorite FMLs
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by nomorefreehugs / 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Hannah / 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Miscellaneous
by Scholar / 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
by xmeatballx21 / 06/03/2011 at 5:57am / United States (South Dakota) / Work
- Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy.… Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about…