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Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
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