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by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm / United States / Work
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by areyouserial / 12/05/2011 at 8:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
- Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed… Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's… Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex…