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NamelessNeko
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NamelessNeko : Underpaid fast food restaurant assistant manager. Nothing more to see here, move along...

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Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2604) - you deserved it (7859)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9498) - you deserved it (886)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (12349) - you deserved it (1273)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (2871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (783)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (2778) - you deserved it (24255)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (7056) - you deserved it (679)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17483) - you deserved it (2472)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (25289) - you deserved it (4114)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8897) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (31661)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (1421)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (1476)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (18973) - you deserved it (3504)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States