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Nailbunny
  • Town/Country : Central Islip, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1028
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (4747) - you deserved it (8064)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (2418)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

#17883689 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (16950) - you deserved it (2321)

On 10/02/2011 at 1:15am - work - by katt_is_here (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (17444) - you deserved it (1711)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35886) - you deserved it (2390)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (7730)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you’re ugly?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35018) - you deserved it (4054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337 (170)

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment randomly to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually randomly stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

#13502954 (131)

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On 10/18/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12501) - you deserved it (49195)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)