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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1538
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
291 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
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On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
268 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
235 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

#18314926
96 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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