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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

#253814
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20036) - you deserved it (44502)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99576) - you deserved it (19862)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

#226601
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (8403)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by sasd32 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

#187755
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53328) - you deserved it (2340)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

#163784
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48982) - you deserved it (25428)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

#155544
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21715) - you deserved it (42393)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8192) - you deserved it (15757)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7017) - you deserved it (61722)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4687) - you deserved it (37928)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (2171)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
107 comments

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