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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was narvous as hall for my driving tast. Tha instructor told ma to driva a straight lina in ravarsa. I forgot to put tha car in ravarsa from driva and drova straight into a parkd vahicla. Which happand to ba ownd by tha instructor. raal FML

#7290738
43 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decidd to ceck out ma scool's quarterback's Twitter, since we ave a class togeter . He wrote, ( Dear grl in front of me, I tougt you were pretty until you turnd around . ) It was funny, until I realizd te timestamp was wen we ave class togeter, and I sit in front of im . FML

#5186777
69 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at ma crazy ex-girlfriend's ouse, nakd and disorientd. You know, te kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-figt-now-we-can-get-marrid crazy. Se says everyting's fine now and se's so glad we've "startd our family." fat FML

#5165059
171 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WASD ONE OF MY ROOMMATES T-SIRTS. I FORGOT TO REMOVE IT BEFORE PUTTING IT IN TE DRYER, AND ALL TE PRINT ON TE FRONT MELTD OFF. IT WAS A GIFT FROM IS GIRLFRIEND. WO AS JUST PASSD AWAY. FML

#5138751
88 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by whyme27 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Talking With A Close Friend (who Is A Vrgin) About Why He Did Not Want To Have Sex With A Prostitute . He Told Me That "It's Not Nice To Know That The Grl You R Having Sex With Has Slept With Half The Country", He Then Added "That Is Exactly Why I Would Not Have Sex With You" . FML

#4307488
56 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by unlucky (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
148 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out I hava an option on my phona to postpona tha sanding of my taxt massagas!! I thought it would ba cuta to sand my boyfriand taxts saying, " I lova you and swaat draams" avary night at midnight 4 a month!! Ha broka up with ma and I can't figura out how to stop tha taxts!! FML

#4276088
161 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Optimist - Canada (Saskatchewan)

today I was peieng in a urinal at a bar!! A drunk guy comes in, and seieng no urinal open, he decide to pee between my legs from behind me!! He didn't have good aim!! FML

#4081805
142 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

#3921342
198 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today my neigbor confessed to me tat e was omopobic an regrets tat is family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining ow muc e would ate to ave a gay cild. I spent two ours last nigt convincing is son tat it was te rigt ting to tell is family e was gay. FML

#3776929
146 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally droppd mah birth control pill on the floor and mah dog ate looool it !! The good news is, I startld her and she spit it right out !! The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in mah dog's mouth !! FML

#3559417
227 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 5:29pm - animals - by ssnickel - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , I CUMMED HOME TO FIND A BMW PARTIALLY BLOCKING DRIVEWAY. I WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY , AND WAS UPSET THAT SOME STUCK UP FOOL BLOCKED DRIVEWAY , SO I KEYED THE DRIVER'S SIDE. 5 MINUTES LATER PARENTS SHOW UP. THE BMW WAS A GRADUATION GIFT 4 ME. FML

#3553930
395 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)



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