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MythicalPanda
  • Town/Country : Surrey, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MythicalPanda : Music = Life .. It speaks to me and moves my soul.


Sometimes when I'm alone I Cry,
Cause I am on my own.
The tears I cry are bitter and warm.
They flow with life but take no form
I Cry because my heart is torn.
I find it difficult to carry on.
If I had an ear to confide in,
I would cry among my treasured friend,
but who do you know that stops that long,
to help another carry on.
The world moves fast and it would rather pass by.
Then to stop and see what makes one cry,
so painful and sad.
And sometimes...
I Cry
and no one cares about why.

- Tupac Shakur

(I am on my phone so I rarely see msgs, apologies in advance :))

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Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37783) - you deserved it (10792)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37832) - you deserved it (6381)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of my tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up, I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hour while I put my uniform through the dryer. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27168) - you deserved it (2578)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:56pm - work - by soakedga - United States (Georgia)

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm - misc - by me (man) - United States (Florida)



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