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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6304
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mystical_bacon : I really like pie, and biology. What a great combo.

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Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46747) - you deserved it (21579)

On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35573) - you deserved it (61880)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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