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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mysanitywins : Hello, I am Cody Jacob Smith. I'm 16, and Entering my Junior Year of High School. I go by one rule: You respect me, I respect you. I'm a Trance Producer/DJ, Lunarapologist. I am openly Bi, so judge me all you want. At this point, I don't give a fuck anymore. I enjoy Electionic(all) Music, and Rock. I also love to Role-Play and Dance. I'm a Brony, Eeyuhp. I watch MLP. And like you need to ask, I LIKE PONIES. Iunno how many damn times I got asked "What is a Brony" Not like I put it on my Profile for a reason.

I also don't go on the Website much because I am on my iPod most of the time. Want a Link to my YT Channel tho? Just send me a message, I sometimes check my account on here. Every once and a while..

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19917) - you deserved it (43695)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12506) - you deserved it (42879)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25903) - you deserved it (2536)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54583) - you deserved it (4589)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11125) - you deserved it (21653)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53198) - you deserved it (3269)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37527) - you deserved it (9707)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

#17282726
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (2333)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:34am - work - by cocokiss410 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

#17130002
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33589) - you deserved it (2783)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20273) - you deserved it (52283)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36071) - you deserved it (9351)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31290) - you deserved it (2868)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31884) - you deserved it (5180)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

#17047649
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40586) - you deserved it (7390)

On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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