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About Mysanitywins : Hello, I am Cody Jacob Smith. I'm 16, and Entering my Junior Year of High School. I go by one rule: You respect me, I respect you. I'm a Trance Producer/DJ, Lunarapologist. I am openly Bi, so judge me all you want. At this point, I don't give a fuck anymore. I enjoy Electionic(all) Music, and Rock. I also love to Role-Play and Dance. I'm a Brony, Eeyuhp. I watch MLP. And like you need to ask, I LIKE PONIES. Iunno how many damn times I got asked "What is a Brony" Not like I put it on my Profile for a reason.
I also don't go on the Website much because I am on my iPod most of the time. Want a Link to my YT Channel tho? Just send me a message, I sometimes check my account on here. Every once and a while..
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Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015