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  • Number of visits : 457
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Mylifeishere : I'm a girl with a fucked up life.

Mylifeishere's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:04pm<b>sourgirl101</b> - the 08/31/2011 at 5:42am<b>Chaith</b> - the 08/22/2011 at 3:27am<b>gfonz</b> - the 08/16/2011 at 5:40am<b>sweet_candy_</b> - the 08/16/2011 at 12:07am<b>tehzilla</b> - the 08/15/2011 at 6:19pm

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Mylifeishere's favorite FMLs

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML

by lpspann87 / 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

by Michelle / 08/15/2011 at 4:15am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

by Sidney / 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love