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About Mylifeishere : I'm a girl with a fucked up life.

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Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML


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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML


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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

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