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About Mylifeishere : I'm a girl with a fucked up life.

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Today, lyk every day, I walked into my office an was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air!! My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger an milkshakes fir breakfast, no matter wat his body tells him!!


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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store . A clerk cummed up to ask if I needed help . I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag . FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

today mah parents heard me leaving mah room at 2 am, an freakd out cuz they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassd to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML


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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny . She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile . FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

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