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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
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