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Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML


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On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

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