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Mu5ic
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mu5ic : Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

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Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

#20110360
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (4481)

On 10/10/2012 at 11:05am - misc - by horriblejoke (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML

#20103889
138 comments

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

#20067647
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16197) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

#20067540
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12129) - you deserved it (51110)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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