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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17834
  • Number of comments : 1438
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
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I agree, your life sucks (16903) - you deserved it (62773)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7912) - you deserved it (29609)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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