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Ms_Jessie22
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 17216
  • Number of comments : 1434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
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I agree, your life sucks (12049) - you deserved it (54330)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
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I agree, your life sucks (4833) - you deserved it (21118)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5076) - you deserved it (21829)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)



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