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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17580
  • Number of comments : 1438
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Ms_Jessie22's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32815) - you deserved it (6679)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

#8916376
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (2489)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (4387)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43119) - you deserved it (9571)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (6926)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

#6566418
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (5117)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

#6131025
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37699) - you deserved it (2603)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

#5867673
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (2246)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36039) - you deserved it (3340)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112753) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112753) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112753) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112753) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51673) - you deserved it (12827)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)



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