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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today... I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. mega FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44833) - you deserved it (4006)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today,hen I Picked Up Repeat Subscription Of Anti-anxiety Medication, They Had Changed The Packaging To Be More 'child Safe'. Now It's So Hard To Get The Pills Out That I Had An Anxiety Attack Trying To Take One. FML

#15706489
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (7215)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39449) - you deserved it (9259)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39449) - you deserved it (9259)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd putted him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND HID MAH CAR KEYS AN DECIDD THAT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE THEM BACK UNTIL I SUCCEEDD IN GIVING HER AN ORGASM!! MEGA FML

#15689615
187 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, an my boss fired me for calling the police an ( making a big deal out of it ). FML

#15669664
200 comments

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On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told mah mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at a grocery store with mah 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." real FML

#15628215
282 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, whila discussing having sax for tha first tima with my boyfriand, I askd what mathod of birth control wa should usa. Ha raplid, ( Anal. ) FML

#15627116
290 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... wile driving wit my step moter... se attemptd to ave pone sex wit my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

My Boyfriend Pulled On My Pubes And Made 'engine Starting' Noises. This Was His Attempt At Foreplay. FML

#15617936
253 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I learned thathen I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML

#15583575
164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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