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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 21443
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (17611)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

Today , I had to explain to mah boss that using a wrd connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting vruses. He lookd at me , open-mouthd and wide-eyd , lyk he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he calld me clueless and told me to get back to work. real FML

#21206280
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38148) - you deserved it (3456)

On 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the frst time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. real FML

#21203235
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41090) - you deserved it (5260)

On 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by HeartToFart - United States (Florida)

Today , after a power outage at house , 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

#21200603
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (3943)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser an got some on her finger!! She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entre finger was going to disappear!! FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (4136)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons... because I'm getting my period tomorrow. mega FML

#21197391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44606) - you deserved it (8135)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML

Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML

#21187434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45103) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

I cummd back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine mah surprise when I found out mah mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder mah dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

#21184159
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39675) - you deserved it (4651)

On 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML

#21183414
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (5634)

On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under mah pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (4410)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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