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MrsPegg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18050
  • Number of comments : 305
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Hey there! My name is Becca. I love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :) I can never get enough of reading about poor fools and their shitty days. I have been on FML for many years and to this day, I am still a faithful, diehard FML fan.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46035) - you deserved it (9964)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

#13104906
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8060) - you deserved it (32081)

On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10309) - you deserved it (32949)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23984) - you deserved it (6813)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21788) - you deserved it (17892)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49175) - you deserved it (4107)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

#13038622
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23844) - you deserved it (5875)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

#13035925
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (5533)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6532) - you deserved it (37299)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

#13019644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24622) - you deserved it (9448)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (24331)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (3788)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML

#12899582
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (2950)

On 09/04/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

#12809670
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (3308)

On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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