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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 21461
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw mah boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

#21263839
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37405) - you deserved it (4637)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38679) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seieng 4 ahile . Every time I'm with brother I think about him, an every time I'm with him I think about brother . FML

#21259922
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39690) - you deserved it (4116)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from mah friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

Today, I sat in on a university-level pysics lecture, listening to ma yped-up co-students approximating te ypotetical situation of te Sun consisting of gerbils!! Te conversation ten continued towards looool ow muc better energy/mass ratio te gerbil-sun would ave compared to te actual star!! FML

#21258867
89 comments

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (3382)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Car Was Stolen From My Driveway. I Reported It To The Police, The Insurance Company, And My Neighbors, And Begged For Help Via Social Media. As I Walked To Catch A Bus, I Saw My Car Parked Outside My School. I Forgot I Left It There Last Night. FML

#21256874
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20803) - you deserved it (41664)

On 09/12/2014 at 10:32am - misc - by uppiskalle - United States (Rhode Island)

Today I watched with mild confusion as a piece of paper tucked underneath my windshield wiper flapped around on the highway. What could it be? Surely not a parking ticket. Powerless I watched it fly away. It must have been the insurance information for the personho swiped the back of my car. FML

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (3951)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Tadayhile finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he cummd from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47711) - you deserved it (5393)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw looool a customer wandering around, looking confusd. I went over and kindly askd if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. mega FML

#21248418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML

#21248283
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49734) - you deserved it (5613)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I Dreamd I Was Wrestling An Alligator. I Quickly Woke Up To My Girlfriend Yelling And Me Olding Er In A Eadlock. Fat FML

#21247589
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37439) - you deserved it (5015)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)



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