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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26996
  • Number of comments : 352
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

For those special ones who like to use FML as a dating platform: I like guns, fast cars, whiskey, astrology, zombie/horror/thriller/action movies, long walks on the beach, deep/intellectual conversation, puppies/kittehs, controversial conversation, romance and roses.


Hopefully you'll know and see that most of the time I'm being sarcastic or pulling your chain... You're warned.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views.

Last but surely not least: My range picture was with a Kimber 1911 .45 at 35 feet.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18781) - you deserved it (55557)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (2419)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34453) - you deserved it (4992)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

#21364599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33909) - you deserved it (2487)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31777) - you deserved it (5437)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (7591)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (2489)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

#21359436
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (4735)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (210) - you deserved it (31831)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39663) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (36186)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore



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