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MrsPegg

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MrsPegg

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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19871
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Hey there! My name is Becca. I love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :) I can never get enough of reading about poor fools and their shitty days. I have been on FML for many years and to this day, I am still a faithful, diehard FML fan.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49320) - you deserved it (4589)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

#19621592
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10110) - you deserved it (35539)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (3661)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

#19599121
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (1744)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the back-rest fell apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to "stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

#19598076
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20998) - you deserved it (1819)

On 05/09/2012 at 4:10pm - work - by dan (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

#19591635
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (1361)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

#19511364
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (5104)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (63711)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML

#19499711
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (3435)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16620) - you deserved it (9137)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19694) - you deserved it (21857)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18205) - you deserved it (20428)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27130) - you deserved it (4947)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86595) - you deserved it (4256)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

#19362332
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (2176)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)



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