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MrsPegg
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7866
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
76 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (17166)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#17751252
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22156) - you deserved it (1625)

On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80455) - you deserved it (11873)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
143 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

#17726381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30263) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

#17702790
70 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 6:58am - intimacy - by psychicmother (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

#17678479
44 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 4:06am - work - by Shamed - United Kingdom

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45793) - you deserved it (17626)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
98 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

#17584076
172 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24082) - you deserved it (4189)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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