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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16076
  • Number of comments : 302
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :) Can never get enough!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (2755) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (3351)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24774) - you deserved it (5291)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (2150)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37902) - you deserved it (2996)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (2694)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13186) - you deserved it (28339)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34740) - you deserved it (2623)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (25924)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (2290)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (6561)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (5769)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39175) - you deserved it (3593)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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