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  • Number of comments : 298
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)

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Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8042) - you deserved it (63485)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML

#19499711
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15805) - you deserved it (3425)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16510) - you deserved it (9116)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19612) - you deserved it (21766)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17239) - you deserved it (19664)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (4936)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86273) - you deserved it (4249)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

#19362332
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21247) - you deserved it (2164)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:47am - money - by honeymooner (man) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

#19348769
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17822) - you deserved it (1825)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (7119)

On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

#19301320
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10539) - you deserved it (16628)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML

#19288691
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20616) - you deserved it (2050)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (5917)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19754) - you deserved it (12085)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16925) - you deserved it (43981)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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