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MrsPegg

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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 22345
  • Number of comments : 319
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

MrsPegg's page activity

Visits<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - 5 hours ago<b>mattv88</b> - yesterday at 6:33pm<b>Mpineda57</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:14am<b>bambixhooker</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:41pm<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 11:49am<b>SaniK</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:17pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:02pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Glock34</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:49am<b>ramirolwb</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:46pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:05am<b>jpc1995</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:53am<b>wilbur4321</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:36am<b>iName</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:30pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:47pm<b>jemiller226</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:56pm<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:58pm

Fucked!<b>mattv88</b> - 23 hours ago<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 5:04am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:30am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:47am<b>davetherave1983</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Jonfun</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 8:30am<b>int15</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:47pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:14pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:48pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:06pm<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:31am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:51am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:28pm<b>CountCoolness</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 4:38am<b>mill2775</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 4:25am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 12:07pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

#20817313
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49894) - you deserved it (8452)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

#20816805
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60294) - you deserved it (7639)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:08am - intimacy - by right (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

#20816798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51756) - you deserved it (11070)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

#20813339
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53684) - you deserved it (8527)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

#20810887
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53301) - you deserved it (3015)

On 07/30/2013 at 1:09am - money - by brokeandalone (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

#20804466
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53186) - you deserved it (17259)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44607) - you deserved it (8836)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

#20801861
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42417) - you deserved it (7607)

On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

#20798724
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (28050)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

#20797095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51132) - you deserved it (27459)

On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

#20796252
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (54147)

On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

#20793573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41574) - you deserved it (10000)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59760) - you deserved it (21058)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

#20784225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46626) - you deserved it (4194)

On 07/15/2013 at 1:25pm - misc - by helpme - Canada (Ontario)



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