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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31284
  • Number of comments : 395
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Hopefully see that most of the time I'm joking or pulling your chain... You're warned. I don't log in too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46960) - you deserved it (4990)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48753) - you deserved it (3615)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41067) - you deserved it (4102)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58888) - you deserved it (7069)

On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51912) - you deserved it (3336)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44374) - you deserved it (7280)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57082) - you deserved it (3228)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML


Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML


I agree, your life sucks (59420) - you deserved it (6274)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63198) - you deserved it (4600)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48029) - you deserved it (3992)

On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

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