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Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 6:58am - intimacy - by psychicmother (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 4:06am - work - by Shamed - United Kingdom
Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States
Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
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