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  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31295
  • Number of comments : 395
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

Hopefully see that most of the time I'm joking or pulling your chain... You're warned. I don't log in too often, but PM if you wanna.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views on the app I use. Also, I sometimes give a Fuck but it disappears, so let me know if I owe you one

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41380) - you deserved it (19015)

On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43147) - you deserved it (3502)

On 02/11/2014 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43492) - you deserved it (6933) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (6420)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38953) - you deserved it (6810)

On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37556) - you deserved it (42886)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50153) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (4044)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40418) - you deserved it (15095)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43366) - you deserved it (4680)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (44272) - you deserved it (4841)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45666) - you deserved it (4201)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61046) - you deserved it (14915)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

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