About MrsPegg : I just love a good laugh & FML gives it to me everyday! :)
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (1994) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19991) - you deserved it (1894)
On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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