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Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML
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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)
Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He slowly turned to face me, raised an eyebrow, and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States
Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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