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MrsPegg
  • Town/Country : Bossier City, iUSA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1791
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About MrsPegg : (In angry voice) Hey you!... yea you! Whatchu doin on my page?!?! . . . J/K, you're cool! (Not really)....But since you're already here and keep reading my crappy attempt at humor, I'm Becca; How You Doin? I'm 22 from the USA. I graduate from college in May (registered nurse)! I love to sing, play guitar/piano amongst other things I love. But if you want to know more, message me. (You should know though, I'm not on the full site often). Have an amazing day! Bye! :)

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Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919 (418)

I agree, your life sucks (22447) - you deserved it (1053)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (8244) - you deserved it (705)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (2705) - you deserved it (8974) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (18090) - you deserved it (4828)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7170) - you deserved it (742)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

I agree, your life sucks (7253) - you deserved it (548)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (24246) - you deserved it (1855) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (2274)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (18083) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (1798)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13368) - you deserved it (1356)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (26044) - you deserved it (1672)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2037) - you deserved it (6749)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (11760) - you deserved it (4611)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)



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