This member hasn't filled in the description.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (7366)
On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (6436)
On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8340) - you deserved it (34741)
On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (6028)
On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (53428) - you deserved it (3054)
On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (31841)
On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56462) - you deserved it (3357)
On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25029) - you deserved it (12721)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (4388)
On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8923) - you deserved it (36814)
On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (6327)
On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (6282)
On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24656) - you deserved it (5741)
On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7137) - you deserved it (55545)
On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14195) - you deserved it (27394)
On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
