Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Mr_Saikaly

Offline (the 08/25/2015 at 4:03pm) | Search for a member

Mr_Saikaly

31Fucked!

Mr_SaikalyMr_Saikaly
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7218
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Mr_Saikaly : Message me if you are interested to know :)

Mr_Saikaly's page activity

Visits<b>chloe24601</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:48pm<b>linda_stone</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:50am<b>FubarBundy1988</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 4:01pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 3:10am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:45am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 10:11pm<b>hgp285</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:31pm<b>aricababyy</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:32pm<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:48pm<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:51pm<b>badlucksabrina</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:25am<b>cloes</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:00pm<b>gosh_mate</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:48am<b>Peachy2392</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 12:25am<b>haileyrows</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:34am<b>potionowl</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 7:27am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:04pm

Fucked!<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:10am<b>haileyrows</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:34pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:10am<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:13am<b>missa1996</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 4:17am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:19pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:45pm<b>e_is_for_eli</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 2:40pm<b>amileah13</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:57am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:32am<b>kylie31</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:15pm<b>loser2207</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 6:14pm<b>lalala96</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:19pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:34pm<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:39am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:31am

Mr_Saikaly's FML badges

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Mr_Saikaly's badges

Mr_Saikaly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67494) - you deserved it (9487)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55258) - you deserved it (8159)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

#12598629
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51146) - you deserved it (14453)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

#12566093
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34097) - you deserved it (18694)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

#9111538
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (7046)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (6194)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (7452)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44897) - you deserved it (9879)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (3081)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12350) - you deserved it (51687)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109886) - you deserved it (12756)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45220) - you deserved it (12906)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #17
  • It's here! Yep, time once more to delve into the darkest corners of the FML postbag and check out the stuff that never would've seen the light of day, had we not had a vicious streak in our brains. It's…

Tuesday 25 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: