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About Mr_Saikaly : Lebanese and proud
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
Friday 19 December 2014