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Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

#4380493 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (33911) - you deserved it (4665)

On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, was my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

#4375044 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (35409) - you deserved it (1610)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by dentistftw (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

#4331157 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (53804) - you deserved it (2772)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

#4312285 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (51384) - you deserved it (3721)

On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML

#4306475 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (89138) - you deserved it (2801)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML

#4277712 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (66761) - you deserved it (2516)

On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my enraged girlfriend told me she was fired from her nurse job for no reason. I called her employer to find out why. He told me that she was caught "helping out" a male patient, and that supposedly she has done the same with just about every good looking guy that comes into the hospital. FML

#4257734 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (48196) - you deserved it (2257)

On 08/03/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

#4254409 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (57727) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

#4246082 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (63756) - you deserved it (3606)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Tuck_My_Life (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML

#4204069 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (34478) - you deserved it (8807)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - money - by outagrand (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (64750) - you deserved it (1767)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

#3338347 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (49434) - you deserved it (3101)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

#3338275 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (51022) - you deserved it (5008)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

#3334132 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (56591) - you deserved it (4880)

On 06/29/2009 at 12:38pm - kids - by dad (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

#3180871 (450)

I agree, your life sucks (63383) - you deserved it (7820)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by creeped_out_ - United States (Kansas)