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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 88
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrBananaMan : I'm me, unfortunately.

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Visits<b>unluckymann</b> - the 07/22/2012 at 10:42pm

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Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML


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On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML


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On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML


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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

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