About MrBananaMan : I'm me, unfortunately.
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MrBananaMan's favorite FMLs
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by sasquatch / 09/08/2012 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
by Nicole / 04/03/2011 at 3:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
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