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MrALEK
  • Town/Country : Pimpsville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MrALEK : I'm a pimp.

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents handed me my present, and when I unwrapped it, there was a cellphone box inside. I was so excited to get a new phone, that I threw my old phone on the floor and stepped on it, while my parents watched in horror. I opened the box to see my phone, only to find a happy birthday card with 20 dollars in it. They'd just reused the box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (37307)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (17271) - you deserved it (7684)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML

#6783390 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (20352) - you deserved it (1661)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by Frauded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (19785) - you deserved it (16978)

On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

#5444000 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (20588) - you deserved it (7367)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by b. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

#5034499 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (36347) - you deserved it (3837)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML

#5021178 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (47478) - you deserved it (15581)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered a bunch of emails from my old account that weren't forwarded to my new one. Because of this, I missed a job offer and all the emails from my long distance boyfriend asking if he could visit. I still don't have a job and I broke up with him because he "failed to communicate." FML

#4829137 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (12686) - you deserved it (32109)

On 08/26/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by technologyfail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML

#4603777 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (11940)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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