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Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
by Sparks / 03/13/2011 at 3:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 4:01am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:11am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2010 at 5:04am / United States / Work
by person123abc / 12/09/2010 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
by agstadra / 12/08/2010 at 10:24am / Canada / Transportation
by unemployable / 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
by sly / 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 3:41am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML
by Dilly / 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy