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Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
by t2t2sync / 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (New York) / Work
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by it_IS_just_me / 07/17/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
by nicknick2 / 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
by NotChadKrouger / 05/11/2011 at 11:19am / Miscellaneous
by woah / 05/04/2011 at 7:51am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
by missmirror / 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous