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Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32296) - you deserved it (2730)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Taday while in the bathroom, I startd absent-mindedly drumming on mah thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

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104 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

Today... I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments an subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable... she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7715) - you deserved it (38400)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs looool at . I realized that person is me . FML

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92 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

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192 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had just finishd up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I chargd. FML

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191 comments

Today , a talamarkatar callad ma and askad if thay could spaak to mah "mommy or daddy". I am 25 yaars old. FML

#19283246
110 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

today I went to my first class of the semester . After an hour of intense note writing, I realizd I was in the wrong class . FML

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140 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replid, "Children don't have sex like this," and startd making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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269 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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102 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

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204 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talkd to anybody. FML

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85 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Juicy12Jham - United States (Texas)



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