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by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by Jolene / 12/26/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by ugh / 12/26/2012 at 9:05am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
by Bajar / 12/18/2012 at 2:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
by junkie / 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 2:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 12:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by James / 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bob / 12/17/2012 at 1:16pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
by Sarah / 12/17/2012 at 7:25am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2012 at 3:17am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
by Cold / 12/17/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by LLCK / 12/10/2012 at 5:13am / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation