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  • Number of visits : 1614
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
194 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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