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Motafota
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1194
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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