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Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29100) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML


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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML


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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and I on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know". Thanks Facebook. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by ruinedmoment (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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