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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3323
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About Morticia_Addams : 1 4m 19 4nd 1 lov3 th3 4dd4ms f4m1ly, 4nd 1 h4v3 4DHD. I also love harry potter, and once upon a time (I ship swanqueen or Regina mills and Emma swan!) well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. I'm OUT AND PROUD....I'm also demisexual

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On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML


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On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML


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On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML


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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm - misc - by luckycharmed (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML


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On 05/24/2014 at 2:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML


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On 04/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by fuckingfloridahowihatethee (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Veneto)

Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML


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On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


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