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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 272
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49025) - you deserved it (3248)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML


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On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML


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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML


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On 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm - kids - by loveyouson (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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