Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Mookiisfabulous

Search for a member

Mookiisfabulous

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Mookiisfabulous's page activity

Visits<b>soak_25</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:19am<b>manchesterUK</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 3:36pm<b>slimblack</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 7:21pm<b>LordGoober</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 2:06pm<b>SMHsohard</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 3:45pm<b>erjazo</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 10:51am<b>flupsht</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 11:53pm<b>intheheart</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 5:22pm<b>OnlyTheDarkest</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 6:24pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 2:17am<b>gab86</b> - the 07/21/2013 at 4:30am<b>Darkblade21</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 6:22pm<b>nightfire2258</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 2:44pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 2:22pm<b>swick25</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 10:32am<b>audreys510</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 3:35am<b>soprano23</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 2:43pm

Mookiisfabulous's FML badges

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Mookiisfabulous's badges

Mookiisfabulous's favorite FMLs

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

#20854260
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46213) - you deserved it (3009)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML

#20850650
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40452) - you deserved it (11203)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

#20795022
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48413) - you deserved it (7962)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57391) - you deserved it (6800)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

#20492128
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33136) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML

#20474414
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35871) - you deserved it (3655)

On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML

#20450046
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (6135)

On 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm - kids - by loveyouson (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: