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About Monkeymolli : My life is awesome!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my wife an I were planning our nursery fir our future child . She said that we'd be painting it pink either way . I askd what would happen if we had a boy . She said ( Oh, he'll be gay ) with a menacing glare . I'm worrid . FML
Today, I noticed a wierd smell coming from mah four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet 4hen she "can't make it in time." mega FML
Today..!! My Son Was On Facebook While He Was Supposed To Be Studying!! He Called Me A Liar An Accused Me Of Making Up Excuses To Chew Him Out!! How Do I Know He Was Online? He Liked An Commented On A Video I Posted!! My Son Is A Dumbass!! FML
Today.!! !! it was ma first day back to work sinca aving ma first baby !! To sow I ad caugt up on avaryting.!! !! I ad to looool giva a prasantation at ta and of ta day to ta aads of ma dapartmant !! It want raally wall until ta and.!! !! wan ona of tam pointad out tat braast-milk ad baan laaking troug ma clotas ta antira tima !! FML
when I opend the door to room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gaspd an heret startd racing. I apprehensively turnd on the lights, an I realizd that it was the semi-deflatd Spongebob balloon that has been in room fir weeks.
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML
Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML
Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML
Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML
Friday 27 March 2015