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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Monkeymolli : My life is awesome!

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Today, as my girlfriend an I were making love, an she startd to moan an groan . All of a sudden, she stoppd an said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52006) - you deserved it (17620)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my wife an I were planning our nursery fir our future child . She said that we'd be painting it pink either way . I askd what would happen if we had a boy . She said ( Oh, he'll be gay ) with a menacing glare . I'm worrid . FML

#15804993
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39229) - you deserved it (6369)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I noticed a wierd smell coming from mah four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet 4hen she "can't make it in time." mega FML

#15420091
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (3993)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punchd the horse in the neck, an in real life punchd me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
86 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -

Today..!! My Son Was On Facebook While He Was Supposed To Be Studying!! He Called Me A Liar An Accused Me Of Making Up Excuses To Chew Him Out!! How Do I Know He Was Online? He Liked An Commented On A Video I Posted!! My Son Is A Dumbass!! FML

#15398872
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (8193)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today.!! !! it was ma first day back to work sinca aving ma first baby !! To sow I ad caugt up on avaryting.!! !! I ad to looool giva a prasantation at ta and of ta day to ta aads of ma dapartmant !! It want raally wall until ta and.!! !! wan ona of tam pointad out tat braast-milk ad baan laaking troug ma clotas ta antira tima !! FML

#13874494
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2939)

On 11/17/2010 at 7:09am - work - by mommy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, a friend jokingly askedho in mah relationship weres the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

#4754202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (32031)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

when I opend the door to room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gaspd an heret startd racing. I apprehensively turnd on the lights, an I realizd that it was the semi-deflatd Spongebob balloon that has been in room fir weeks.

#4753654
65 comments

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On 08/23/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Scared - United States (Washington)

today I found out tat te crumbs on te couc tat look like te oreos u just ate, can actually turn out to be very cruncy, and ave legs. mega FML

#4738686
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (42463)

On 08/22/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68174) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

#3142518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (79894)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130334)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML



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