About Monii_Harlz : SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!
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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
by jonasister / 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
by really mom / 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Salvation711 / 04/15/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/15/2012 at 9:55am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Health
Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
by bummed / 04/15/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Were do we go... / 04/15/2012 at 12:24am / United States / Intimacy
by Gayeveryday / 04/15/2012 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
by ilovechickens / 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Animals
by ProsserBabe11 / 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 2:27am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 12:57am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
by c*nt / 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that… 3Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him,…
- Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned… Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be… Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it.…